New Idea In Law Enforcement

  Lubbock law enforcement has fast become the Texas version of the "Keystone cops". This editor was "arrested" last November for attempting to attend a Lubbock city council meeting. I had no weapon and was only carrying a "pen and pad" to take notes. The council meeting had more cops than "Carter has pills",at least that night. Now local law enforcement wants to double rewards to get local citizens to call in "crooks". Citizens can NOT call in illegal aliens since an illegal alien isn't illegal these days. Lubbock law enforcement might consider offering a 50% discount on all bonds if crooks would just "turn themselves in" and maybe throw in complimentary "Big Macs" and Whoppers" for a week. Lubbock law enforcement may need to hold a public hearing and fundraiser to get more "crooks" rounded up. I for one will not be attending any future city council meetings so as to avoid my picture in the "Lubbock Line Up" rag being distributed at STRIPES. Maybe the cops staking out this editor at city council can go stake out some hardened criminals and collect some rewards to supplement their income.

  Calling All Crooks,Your Rewards Have Been Doubled!!