United Supermarkets Changes It's Name

  Today the United Supermarkets home office announced they have changed their name to The United Family,whatever that means. United had this editor illegally arrested earlier this year by an "obese" LSO "gestapo" officer. United has the Amigos brand where that Tejano music is used to torture those that shop there. I seldom shop anywhere but now and then at Amigos. United gouges it's price structure and then funnels it's profits into Texas Tech as a tax write-off. United has a cute pricing scheme to take 50 cent can goods and turn them into a 2 for a buck weekly special,like their customers aren't smart enough to see their phony sale items. United is known for having uniformed "gestapo" agents from LSO to scare shoplifters away. United also host Glen Robertson and Todd Klein "city fascism" meetings for those interested in "city fascism". United even takes LP&L payments for those poor souls getting ripped off by the city utility. Name changes are somewhat common and will result in new ad campaigns,new letterhead and maybe even higher prices.

  Now R.C.Taylor&Eddie Owens to sing ,"We Are Family"!!

Today's News

  LEDA will finance 95 more jobs at TYCO and Shearer's Chips. LEDA gets 3.5 cents off the city taxrate to subsidize the corporate welfare it hands out. A pickup rammed a freight train today in east Lubbock. TxDot is now talking about graveling roads instead of blacktopping them due to funding shortage. Texas Municipal League sent out a condemnation of TxDot dumping road funding in city laps. Most cities are members of TML. This editor learned today the Shallowater 100th birthday celebration was ignored by most residents. Pam Oliver got hit in the face during last night's NFL pre-season game by a Colts QB warming his arm up on a long sideline pass in pre-game. Felix Jones left the Dallas Cowboys after 5 years and is now a Philadelphia Eagle. A-Rod got beaned in a Yankees/Boston game and both benches cleared,big brawl. Tomorrow Todd Klein will "torture" volunteers at 7:30AM at United near Monterey High School. Thursday city council will hold hearing on proposed higher property taxrate. South Plains Fair has still NOT announced it's concert shows for next month's fair. Mikel Ward called the "city council" trash on Sunday's Isidro Guiterrez's radio show but it's unclear who she considers trash. I HateLP&L Facebook page has become less active after Blue Sky Restaurant threw "cold water" on their last meeting. Today this editor got the DVD boxset of Rod Serling's Twilight Zone. A few days ago my neighbor's horse jumped my short fence and checked out my acre where myself and my elderly tenant live.

   Really exciting stuff here at "Junkyard Row".

     Dat's It!!

Something Stinks In West Lubbock County

  West Lubbock county has a "one jackass town" named Shallowater. This dinky town has an effluent pond outside Shallowater city limits near Family Dollar and a liquor store. Today workmen were stirring up the fluent pond while installing some more drainage pipe. Their work has resulted in a distinct "stink" that should contaminate breathing air in west Lubbock as soon as the westerly winds pick up. This smell may also include burning rubbish since this editor has "lit a burn barrel" to do my Monday rubbish burn.

  Take A Deep Breath,Lubbock!!

Today's Rant!

  Texas Tech's uneducated masses are now returning in droves. These drunken dopeheads will clutter bars and streets,many using fake ID's and violating traffic law,some while drunk. Litter that includes bottles and cans as well as dumpsters overflowing will return to Lubbock. Kent Hance wants more students to crowd our city. I for one believe Tech has too many students and that's the "ugly truth". Lubbock is filthy these days and the trash creators of Texas Tech,students,faculty and staff need to "clean up their act".

  Now Kent Hance,Head Garbage Collector Of Texas Tech!!