Todd Klein To "host" Senseless Townhall Meeting Tuesday

  Todd Klein will hold another 7:30AM townhall meeting to torture volunteers with his "mindless rhetoric" at a United Supermarket. United is a known supporter of "city fascism" and Klein is special agent for "city fascism". In other news the secret society known as IHateLP&L/LP&L For All will meet tody and this editor may have two spies at that meeting to see what their new agenda is. This editor learned just this week LP&L has a spy assigned to these "secret society" meetings. Also today LPD will have a "Family Gestapo" day for gestapo sympathizers to attend. Tonight the Dullas Cowpies will play a non-sensical preseason game with the Arizona Cardinals on the Silver Star Network.
UPDATE
Dullas Cowpies were defeated and the Society To Improve LP&L canceled their 3:30 meeting after local media tried to barge into the meeting. Owner of restaurant didn't need publicity so the third committee meeting was called off.

Glen Robertson's Trial Balloon "deflated" By City Council

  Yesterday "Country Club" Robertson saw his trial balloon for lowering property tax rate a half cent get "shot down" by several council members. Robertson said a one cent increase appeared imminent. Robertson also revealed TXDot sent a "disturbing" letter informing city that state road maintainence inside city limits would have to be funded by city taxpayers due to special session funding shortfall on TxDot funding request from Texas legislature. It appears that the city budget may have either draconian budget cuts or a substantial tax increase to produce new funding for road maintainence.

  Now "Country Club" Robertson To Dance Around A Substantial Tax Increase!!