Todd Klein To "host" Senseless Townhall Meeting Tuesday

  Todd Klein will hold another 7:30AM townhall meeting to torture volunteers with his "mindless rhetoric" at a United Supermarket. United is a known supporter of "city fascism" and Klein is special agent for "city fascism". In other news the secret society known as IHateLP&L/LP&L For All will meet tody and this editor may have two spies at that meeting to see what their new agenda is. This editor learned just this week LP&L has a spy assigned to these "secret society" meetings. Also today LPD will have a "Family Gestapo" day for gestapo sympathizers to attend. Tonight the Dullas Cowpies will play a non-sensical preseason game with the Arizona Cardinals on the Silver Star Network.
UPDATE
Dullas Cowpies were defeated and the Society To Improve LP&L canceled their 3:30 meeting after local media tried to barge into the meeting. Owner of restaurant didn't need publicity so the third committee meeting was called off.