Lubbock has become a "circus" of guns,crooked government and stupidity. An old man takes a man and his kid hostage at gunpoint with a rifle in a public alley. Some kid goes to his estranged girlfriend's house and allegedly murders her,some guy and kidnaps his newborn kid. He then takes kidnapped kid to his mother's home and commits suicide. A robbery turned into a police chase and two alleged robbers endanger drivers with the cops in hot pursuit. Texas Tech decides to try "public record for profit" like Lubbock County and this editor gets irate,calls the AG's office and emails a civil complaint against Tech lawyers. An ex-Tech football player shows up half naked in an unlocked residence somewhere,tries to bribe the owner by offering to pay for a bath and then flees later being arrested. A teenager goes on a latenight outing and gets impaled by a statue of bull and the horn thereof. This editor even had a lawnmower problem and had to threaten to call "BBB" over buying a defective used mower to force store to replace used mower with non-defective new mower. In political news a local republican constable has resigned and that will force a special election to fill his unexpired term causing waste of taxpayer money. His resignation is effective in a week and I "smell a republican scandal"!!
This is your reporter,"Nutsy Fagan"!!
Note
"Nutsy Fagan was a kook that lived in New York many years ago. He used to follow funeral processions like they were parades. He would dance behind the procession." from Urban Dictionary website
No Laffin'
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