United Supermarkets Changes It's Name

  Today the United Supermarkets home office announced they have changed their name to The United Family,whatever that means. United had this editor illegally arrested earlier this year by an "obese" LSO "gestapo" officer. United has the Amigos brand where that Tejano music is used to torture those that shop there. I seldom shop anywhere but now and then at Amigos. United gouges it's price structure and then funnels it's profits into Texas Tech as a tax write-off. United has a cute pricing scheme to take 50 cent can goods and turn them into a 2 for a buck weekly special,like their customers aren't smart enough to see their phony sale items. United is known for having uniformed "gestapo" agents from LSO to scare shoplifters away. United also host Glen Robertson and Todd Klein "city fascism" meetings for those interested in "city fascism". United even takes LP&L payments for those poor souls getting ripped off by the city utility. Name changes are somewhat common and will result in new ad campaigns,new letterhead and maybe even higher prices.

  Now R.C.Taylor&Eddie Owens to sing ,"We Are Family"!!